snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

(via legalmexican)

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

(via interjects)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(Source: splders, via ugly)

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

image

image

(via baracknobama)