kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via danger)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via interjects)

landorus:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

(via pizza)

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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(via trait)

f4me:

i only help mum unpack the groceries so i know what food she bought 

(via pizza)